October 07, 2005
Bush believes he is on a mission from God -- news headline
The above image should not to be mistaken as a picture of Dubya's halo. It is in fact an actual picture of the barrel bottom that God has been scraping.
...And Bush is quoted as telling the two men, "I feel God's words coming to me: 'Go get the Palestinians their state and get the Israelis their security, and get peace in the Middle East'. And by God, I'm gonna do it."
The BBC reported that the White House had dismissed the allegations as "absurd". "He's never made such comments," said White House spokesman Scott McClellan.
Should I start worrying already?
Bush came to us claiming that he was a "uniter not a divider," but much that he touches becomes sour and contentious. I'm no theologist, but that sounds like a prototype for something ungodly.
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